Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Plastic Princess of Pop Ready To Put The Lessers to Shame

I hope there is a sale on super glue so that all of the poor flops of the music industry like Britney, Beyonce, GaGa and Adele can make sure their wigs are glued in SUPER tight! Queen Heidi Montag, had a genre and century defining debut, Superficial, that still causes tears and shakes at night in the bedrooms of vocal midgets Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson. It garnered such classics as Turn Ya Head, More is More, and Twisted. And now she is coming back with not just a star studded reality TV show with Danielle Staub and Jake Pavelka, but also her sophomore album!

In an interview on Entertainment Tonight, Heidi was seen saying that she has been in the studio and has her eye on a new video. You would think that she would want to wait until later in the year so that she doesn't have to compete with the top Pop Throne usurper, Paris Hilton, who also has a sophomore album coming out this summer. But Heidi remains unbothered by the competition, and will crush the competition. She might even sell 1,000 copies opening week!

Consider me beyond excited!!

1 comment:

  1. the only thing that is gonna need super glue is her ass after the pop industry tears her up -- again.