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Court: Wondering how long I can endure the Country Music Awards JUST to see Rihanna perform "California King Bed"..............Yep. Not long at all. *mutes TV*
Andrew: haha i know...country annoys me bc i love it but i am NEVER current with it. i have never heard any of this
::Taylor Swift comes on::
Court: ::mutes:: wtf is this?
Andrew: I looove this song. When it is recorded and her ppl can fix her voice. Because she is one of the worst live singers I have ever seen. And it is even worse in a country award shows where all of their voices are knockouts.
Court: I probably shouldn't say anything until after Rihanna gets ready to butcher California King Bed lol
Andrew: Hahaha I know...but at least rih has style! Taylor looked like she hadn't been introduced to a brush in years!
::Performance mercifully ends::
Court: LOL I guess Rihanna is coming out much later. Should have known...trying to keep viewers like me there (by this Court means "black people")
Andrew: Psh, imma switch over to Celeb Apprentice, get some crazy
Court: Imma go eat more chicken
Andrew: http://i54.tinypic.com/29c3n6c.jpg
::Rihanna finally comes on:: (things start getting incoherent)
Andrew: IT'S HERE! THE HAIR! I AM DYING!
Court: That awkward moment when Rihanna is on key and hitting big notes. "California King Bed" is on it's way to take the Top 40 chart.
Andrew: Uh oh...Jennifer Nettles is showing Rihanna out so hard...this isn't good for RiRi
Court: Why did she go into her lower register?? But ok ok ok...she pulling through with this ending
Andrew: Yeah the performance was great overall!!
On Britney: Femme Fatale special and UK Chart Performance
Andrew: Hahaha, "I'm a perfectionist, so I was just taking it slow." Yeah that's why Britney...
Court: Her voice is bothering me, she should have gotten her nose drained before doing this interview
Andrew: Bitch needs a Neti Pot!!
::Special drones on, shows performances we have already seen...Court and Andrew are still unimpressed::
Andrew: Wait it was only a half hour special?!
Court: Haha she only deserved about half of that
Andrew: Holy shit! Femme Fatale only premiered at #8 on the UK charts! The sales were only between 27,000-30,000. I mean even Bionic went to #1! I think it should between 30,000-40,000.
Court: But #1 with the lowest amount ever haha...and it was 24,000. Poor Flopney and Floptina. Wigs got snatched by ke$ha and gaga respectively.
Andrew: Brits know the true tea sometimes...I hope GaGa just sits in her room and lauuughs and lauuughs. Also, JLo has the #1 song there this week...Flopney remains bothered she can't snatch a #1 this era
Do you all find yourselves jealous and pressed you weren't part of these convos? Yeah..we didn't think so.
::Taylor Swift comes on::
Court: ::mutes:: wtf is this?
Andrew: I looove this song. When it is recorded and her ppl can fix her voice. Because she is one of the worst live singers I have ever seen. And it is even worse in a country award shows where all of their voices are knockouts.
Court: I probably shouldn't say anything until after Rihanna gets ready to butcher California King Bed lol
Andrew: Hahaha I know...but at least rih has style! Taylor looked like she hadn't been introduced to a brush in years!
::Performance mercifully ends::
Court: LOL I guess Rihanna is coming out much later. Should have known...trying to keep viewers like me there (by this Court means "black people")
Andrew: Psh, imma switch over to Celeb Apprentice, get some crazy
Court: Imma go eat more chicken
Andrew: http://i54.tinypic.com/29c3n6c.jpg
::Rihanna finally comes on:: (things start getting incoherent)
Andrew: IT'S HERE! THE HAIR! I AM DYING!
Court: That awkward moment when Rihanna is on key and hitting big notes. "California King Bed" is on it's way to take the Top 40 chart.
Andrew: Uh oh...Jennifer Nettles is showing Rihanna out so hard...this isn't good for RiRi
Court: Why did she go into her lower register?? But ok ok ok...she pulling through with this ending
Andrew: Yeah the performance was great overall!!
On Britney: Femme Fatale special and UK Chart Performance
Andrew: Hahaha, "I'm a perfectionist, so I was just taking it slow." Yeah that's why Britney...
Court: Her voice is bothering me, she should have gotten her nose drained before doing this interview
Andrew: Bitch needs a Neti Pot!!
::Special drones on, shows performances we have already seen...Court and Andrew are still unimpressed::
Andrew: Wait it was only a half hour special?!
Court: Haha she only deserved about half of that
Andrew: Holy shit! Femme Fatale only premiered at #8 on the UK charts! The sales were only between 27,000-30,000. I mean even Bionic went to #1! I think it should between 30,000-40,000.
Court: But #1 with the lowest amount ever haha...and it was 24,000. Poor Flopney and Floptina. Wigs got snatched by ke$ha and gaga respectively.
Andrew: Brits know the true tea sometimes...I hope GaGa just sits in her room and lauuughs and lauuughs. Also, JLo has the #1 song there this week...Flopney remains bothered she can't snatch a #1 this era
Do you all find yourselves jealous and pressed you weren't part of these convos? Yeah..we didn't think so.
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